Oil industry in squashed animals shocker

David Cameron has today joined other politicians in expressing condemnation at recent revelations that not only have the oil industry been fixing prices, but also allegedly making oil and petrol out of squashed animals. “Look, I don’t think anyone can honestly say they haven’t trodden on a dog or a rabbit at some point in […]

Gove “You can make your children clever by driving them to school in a Land Rover”

Michael Gove has called on all parents to drive their children into school in a Land Rover as it has emerged today that there is a direct correlation between successful schools and pupils who are used to being ferried about in huge four wheel drive sports utility vehicles. Speaking at a press conference this morning […]

George Osborne parked Land Rover up my arse

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has come under fire again this morning having received a complaint from a benefit claimant that the Tory Minister parked his Land Rover firmly in his sphincter. “After being made redundant from a job I’d had for 30 years I had just been to sign on for the first […]