“There’s nae more room!” as Scotland becomes full to the brim

By all accounts it’s less Scotland and more Sardineland, as the the shock results of the 2011 census have revealed that there is no longer a single square foot of Scottish land that doesn’t have a Scotsman standing on it. Anyone visiting Scotland and hoping to view lochs, mountains and heather will now sadly be […]

Nick Clegg “We must take drugs until we get bored of them.”

British society as a whole is going to have to start taking a great deal more drugs on far more frequent occasions if we are going to win the war on drugs, according to a statement released this morning by the Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. “The war on drugs” he argued “is being lost […]