Aspiring women Bishops turn to Satan

Aspiring women Bishops are leaving the Church of England in their droves and moving to worship the Dark Lord Satan according to the latest figures released by the Office of National statistics this morning. It appears that despite the agreement of the Synod to reconsider the matter of women Bishops next year, many lady vicars […]

Furniture stores using Satanic powers says office of fair trading

Furniture stores have been brokering deals with Satan to coerce people into buying sofas on bank holidays through practice of the dark arts, according to the Office of Fair Trading. A spokesman for the OFT told us “Who would even think about buying an expensive sofa on a bank holiday if they were not being […]