Fundamentalist extremists who worship Neptune God of the Sea have threatened violent, humourless and ill informed action unless the creators of Captain Pugwash, Finding Nemo and Howards Way cease and desist their respective creative endeavours.
One warning received in writing said “He’s quite a laid back deity as long as people avoid dramas, cartoons and light entertainment with a nautical theme. People in the 1970s provocatively showing episodes of Captain Pugwash with it’s cartoon ship with a sailors hornpipe in the background makes him furious and he requires us to avenge him.”
UKIP leader Nigel Farage said worshippers of Neptune were the elephant in the room. “It’s ridiculous. You can’t even say anything that rhymes with Neptune now without having a trident shoved up your arse.”
As news of the imminent threat of having a trident (the Neptune jihadists weapon of choice) shoved up your arse, circulates around the Western World, Fox News have blamed the situation on not enough tridents. Anchor man Eric Bolling said “The only way to stop a bad man with a trident is a good man with a trident.”
The news comes at the same time as the Teletubbies creators have received threats from radical worshippers of Ra God of the Sun.
“Depicting the Sun as a giggling baby must be avenged” they were told.
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