Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron has confirmed that the party will be fighting all future elections on the slogan “You can stick your Brexit up your arse”
Standing below a banner saying ‘You can stick your Brexit up your arse’, Mr Farron denied that he was trying to go against the will of the people, or at least 52% of them, or at least the ones who haven’t changed their minds following the likelihood of an absolute bastard of a recession.
“We’re merely suggesting that we have another referendum following Theresa May’s specific Brexit deal, to ascertain whether the public feel it is in their best interests. Or something. Basically you can take your Brexit it and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.”
Shiny new UKIP leader Paul Nuttall said that following the EU referendum, all parliamentary elections won by remain supporting candidates should be declared null and void.
“There’s no need for any more democracy or voting. It’s all been decided. It’s too late to do any more democracy. It’s finished.” He frothed.
New Richmond Lib Dem MP Sarah Olney said “We do support Brexit. We just support it being shoved up its supporters’ arses rather than actually doing it.”