Jim Davidson cleared of being racist

The Crown Prosecution Service have confirmed today that they will be dropping all charges of historic racism against the comedian Jim Davidson.  A spokesman confirmed “Much of the evidence appeared to be made up of hearsay and tittle tattle so it makes any conviction completely unsound. As long as you ignore his videos or anything […]

Bonnie Tyler to Fart New Eurovision Entry

Bonnie Tyler has pledged to win the 2013 Eurovision song contest for Britain without singing a note in the conventional sense, but by simply farting along with the background music, in a surprise announcement from Mrs Tyler and the British Eurovision Committee. The singer aged 61 has welcomed the challenge of representing her country and […]