Bicester to become enormous brothel

Residents of the market town of Bicester are said to be divided over news that it is to be expanded by up to 100%  before being turned into a giant brothel servicing the needs of shifty looking men throughout the home counties. Some locals have hailed the project as one that will put Bicester on […]

Dull people attempt to fill their meaningless lives with pointless retail therapy

Dull people throughout the western world have today made up for yesterdays “Jesus doesn’t want the shops open day” by attending shops, town centres and shopping lifestyle villages en masse, as the Boxing day sales offered these people a welcome return to glossing over the futility of their meaningless lives. One shopper we spoke to […]