Osborne “We can increase productivity if everyone wears a helmet”

Britain is likely to increase productivity if everyone stands around wearing some sort of helmet and high visibility jacket, whether they have a job or not, according to Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne. Himself wearing a safety helmet and proudly nowhere near the vicinity of any building site, the Chancellor took time out from […]

Undercover Police must still wear helmets

Under cover police may still be required to wear police helmets at all times according to the findings of a recent investigation into the conduct of under cover police.  Seen as heralding a new era of openness and transparency, the move comes as many people claim to have been ‘fooled’ by policemen pretending not to […]