“Please make your Facebook more interesting” beg Security Services

UK spy boss Charles Farr has made an impassioned plea to Facebook users to try to make their Facebook profile and status updates more interesting after complaints from his own agents. “We’ve read most of your profiles by now and I’ve got to say Christ what are you people thinking? It’s one thing to bore […]

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow take a shit or something

Coldplay singer Chris Martin and actress Gwyneth Paltrow have once again given normal people respite from their insignificant  little lives by announcing to the worlds media that they have both just taken a shit. The announcement came this morning when a message on on Paltrow’s website informed adoring fans that they couple were engaged in […]