N-Dubz Dappy eaten by a horse

dappy and horse

Dappy from N-Dubz is said to be in a critical but stable condition today having been eaten by a horse. The incident occurred during filming of a new TV series where the hapless rapper is attacked by a different animal every week.  This episode’s assailant, a 4 year old thoroughbred steed, was just supposed to give him a horse shoeing but decided not to stop at a physical attack and to swallow him whole.

One stable hand who was present at the scene told us “I don’t think it was personal. The horse just probably mistook him for a bale of hay. But everyone was panicking and shouting for someone to call an ambulance. Then we forgot all about it and went to the pub for a couple. Shortly afterwards we thought the horse was taking a huge shit but then we realised it was even huger than we thought, and wearing a cap. And rapping. Though it seemed an impossible scenario that someone could survive such an experience,  he was actually kept alive by his own ridiculousness.”

The series is tipped to be one of the most popular since the one where Brian Harvey from East 17 ran himself over with a different vehicle every week.

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