Britain furious at not being bugged by America

Downing Street have today summoned the American Ambassador following revelations that neither David Cameron, his cabinet or the majority of the British public have been bugged by America. The shocking realisation that in the scheme of things Britain might not be very important on the world stage is said to have hit David Cameron hard. Speaking at […]

Baguettes to be shorter in new french austerity measures

French President Francois Hollande has announced this morning that in a new wave of austerity measures a limit of 24 inches or 60 centimetres on the size of a baguette will be imposed as of next week. “In France” Mr Hollande explained “social stratification is determined entirely on the length of your baguette. Someone on […]