David Cameron brings imaginary friend to G20 meeting

David Cameron is reportedly set for a series of private meetings within G20 with another delegate that apparently no-one else can see and is known solely as Roland. One journalist covering the meeting in Moscow told us “It’s been a funny conference so far. Nobody seemed to want to talk to Mr Cameron but he […]

Baguettes to be shorter in new french austerity measures

French President Francois Hollande has announced this morning that in a new wave of austerity measures a limit of 24 inches or 60 centimetres on the size of a baguette will be imposed as of next week. “In France” Mr Hollande explained “social stratification is determined entirely on the length of your baguette. Someone on […]