Marks and Spencer to employ crack team of underpant salesmen

Marks and Spencer are set to change their sales approach to reverse declining sales by recruiting a crack team of  underpant salesmen. In a move that has seen the high street store poaching staff from used car showrooms, mobile phone shops and double glazing companies the new role is set to see top performers earning […]

Britain braces itself for Queen’s birthday pub crawl

The Queen is due to celebrate her birthday privately amongst family and friends according to Buckingham Palace. However, the night before is open to anyone and will involve an eight hour binge around the many chain pubs prevalent in the central London area. A spokesman from the Palace told us “Her Majesty wishes that her […]