Panda latest casualty as Google ‘street car’ body count rises

Men, women, children and animals have been advised to only leave their homes if ‘absolutely essential’ as the number of road kill deaths from the ‘Google street car’ has reached ‘epidemic proportions’. The alleged cause of this sudden rise in mortality is that Google drivers are expected to drive, film, complete paperwork and access porn […]

Iain Duncan Smith “Poor people should beg for their benefits like barking seals”

Poor people will be required to sit on podiums, dive through hoops and perform other assorted tricks in order to receive benefit cheques which they will then catch in their mouths, according to Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith. Mr Duncan Smith, it is believed, ‘had an epiphany’ after taking himself on a publicly […]