Prince Charles “Everyone should stick a crystal up their arse”

Prince Charles has confirmed that on becoming King he will pass a law that everyone must embrace alternative therapies, beginning with inserting a crystal up their arse. Hitting back at “scientists”, who have criticised his unnerving support for alternative therapies, the Prince, also known as the Duke of Woo, said that the conventional medical world […]

“We just like punching people in the back” admit chiropractors

A spokesman for the British Chiropractic Association has gone on record to say “It’s all bollocks. It doesn’t do anything. We just like punching people in the back.” “You have to see it from our point of view. We tell you people that we can cure your back pain by punching you in the back […]