Charles Bronson to join Celebrity Big Brother House

Channel 5 have confirmed today that the Celebrity Big Brother house will be getting a new house mate this week in the form of Britain’s most dangerous inmate Charles Bronson. A spokesman for the show’s production company Endemol explained  “It’s another twist in the saga. Everybody likes a bit of drama, and you don’t get […]

Accidental death verdict as producers forget to feed Big Brother contestants

The management at Endemol were left red faced this morning as it emerged that their entire staff team had all decided to take their summer holiday at the same time, leaving the remaining housemates without food, water and far more dangerously, without attention. “It’s a terrible cock-up” Emma Willis, who apparently now presents the show […]