Britain is set to be overrun with Mexican bandits who have been sneaking in whilst everyone has been too busy worrying about Romanians and Muslims to take notice.
Justice Secretary and prominent Leave campaigner Michael Gove has warned that if left unchecked up to 70% or 80% of Britain’s population could consist of horse riding moustache sporting South Americans with big hats, all expecting an easy ride.
“It’s a wake up call to anyone that thinks we shouldn’t aspire to be a sad little unicultural isolated island. I know not everyone agrees. Maybe they haven’t seen any Clint Eastwood films. All the evidence is there.”
Indeed, Mr Gove even has support from some Labour supporters. Once called a bigot by former Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Rochdale resident Gillian Duffy said that the problem had already spiralled out of control.
“I haven’t seen any yet but you know they’re coming. They’ll be either after our jobs or after our benefits. And if they’re not then why aren’t they integrating? Or maybe they already are to the point that we don’t even notice them. They could be everywhere, getting it handed to them on a plate.” She explained.
UKIP leader Nigel Farage has warned that this may only be the tip of the iceberg.
“You’re probably not even allowed to play any music apart from la cucaracha for fear of offending them. They get everything and we get nothing. The sooner we get out of Europe the better. The Guardian readers are probably hosting Mexican nights and eating Burritos already. But living peacefully with other cultures is not what our Grandparents fought in WWII for.”