Captain Cook, all his descendants and anyone who looks a bit like him will have to fuck off back to their own country following a landmark ruling today to ban all immigrants who attempt to enter the country by boat.
Captain Cook to fuck off back to his own country as Australia bans immigration by boat
October 30, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Australia in social turmoil as lack of British knighthoods gives them nothing to aspire to
November 2, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Australians throughout Australia are thought to have spent the day largely sitting around in their underpants drinking tinnies, following revelations that none of them are now going to be knights or dames even if they pull their fingers out and don’t spend the day sitting around in their underpants drinking tinnies. One Australian, who had […]
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