Entire town of High Wycombe arrested

The entire town of High Wycombe was arrested earlier on today for reasons largely unknown but rumoured to be historic offences. Police sources have refused to confirm details of any charges but has confirmed that a large Buckinghamshire town 29 miles Northwest of London is helping them with their enquiries. And whilst official channels have […]

Cigarettes to have invisible packaging

Cigarettes are to start using invisible packaging as part of a series of new measures to discourage smokers. Secretary of State for Health,  Member of Parliament for South West Surrey, and supporter of homeopathic woo, Jeremy Hunt said “If people can’t find their cigarettes then they’re less likely to smoke. The only slight flaw is that […]