Details of visitors to Conservative Party website to be stored for a year

Police and security services will be able to see the names of all visitors to the conservative party website for 12 months before their guilty little secret can finally be rubbed from the records, according to legislation passed today by Home Secretary Theresa May. One worried internet user told us “It’s an appalling invasion of […]

Snoop Dogg denies any involvement in the Snoopers charter

Rapper Snoop Dogg has denied any involvement at all in the Government’s proposed Snoopers charter. Angrily addressing a hastily arranged press conference, Mr Dogg was clearly buckling under the scrutiny when he said “For the Iast time I have not got a damn ting ta do wit dis mothafuckas” One onlooker said “Well he would […]