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David Cameron has been declared ‘fit for work’ and may lose his £142,500 per annum benefits according to disability denying random benefit allocators Atos. The decision may come as a blow for one of Britain’s highest paid benefit claimants who may struggle to match his income through conventional employment. An insider told us “Look, he’s […]
Poor people will be required to sit on podiums, dive through hoops and perform other assorted tricks in order to receive benefit cheques which they will then catch in their mouths, according to Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith. Mr Duncan Smith, it is believed, ‘had an epiphany’ after taking himself on a publicly […]
By all accounts it’s less Scotland and more Sardineland, as the the shock results of the 2011 census have revealed that there is no longer a single square foot of Scottish land that doesn’t have a Scotsman standing on it. Anyone visiting Scotland and hoping to view lochs, mountains and heather will now sadly be […]
British society as a whole is going to have to start taking a great deal more drugs on far more frequent occasions if we are going to win the war on drugs, according to a statement released this morning by the Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. “The war on drugs” he argued “is being lost […]
In another surprise U turn the government have agreed to lift the ban on gay marriage but have also pledged to prevent the Church of England from not banning it. Several pressure groups have today lobbied parliament either for the ban or against the ban though it is not clear whether they are for or […]
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