“Why can’t Sturgeon be our leader?” say Labour members

Labour members have reacted furiously today at news that they can’t have the nice Scottish lady who’ll tell Theresa May to stick her article 50 up her arse as their leader.

Piece of toast to contest labour leadership

Labour Leader Ed Miliband has said that he will fight every step of the way to keep his leadership and stand for Prime Minister in the forthcoming 2015 elections, as news broke that he has been formally challenged to a leadership vote by a slice of toast. One Labour insider told us “It was just […]