Party leaders are said to be ‘upset and disappointed’ at the results of the latest polls released today which suggest that most of the British public are intending to shun all major and minor political parties at the forthcoming General election, and instead vote for a wanking monkey.
The United Kingdom Independence party are set to go back to basics and perform a Black and White Minstrel show in an attempt to win back lost supporters according to BBC insiders. UKIP leader and sometime multi-race crooner Nigel Farararage told us “If we look back to the 1970s, there was only one foreigner in […]
Once again the Christmas season has surprised many who thought the hunting ban would mean an end to Boxing Day and New Years Day hunts. Strangely throughout the country people in red jackets have been spotted in large groups with horses and dogs, seemingly with the intention of hunting a fox. But in fact all […]