UKIP support gay marriage as weather nicer today

A UKIP councillor who blamed the recent storms and heavy floods across Britain on the Government’s decision to legalise gay marriage has suggested that God may have changed his mind as many parts of Britain enjoy a sunny day. Speaking at a hastily assembled press conference, Councillor David Silvester from Henley-on-Thames explained: “Obviously all the […]

Broke Nick Griffin to start a new life in the woods

Bankrupt British Nationalist Party Leader Nick griffin is embarking on a new life, living at one with nature in some woods, a BNP source confirmed this evening. “This has nothing to do with the fact that he’s broke and owes everybody money. He’s just pining for a time when Britain had very little in the […]

UKIP to put on Black and White Minstrel Show

The United Kingdom Independence party are set to go back to basics and perform a Black and White Minstrel show in an attempt to win back lost supporters according to BBC insiders. UKIP leader and sometime multi-race crooner Nigel Farararage told us “If we look back to the 1970s, there was only one foreigner in […]