Iain Duncan Smith to leave Europe now

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Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan smith is reportedly so excited about the possibility of Britain leaving the European Union that he has gone on ahead and left Europe already.

A source close to the shiny headed inequality monger said “He was like a cat on a hot tin roof. The thought of living on an isolated island with low immigration,  virtually no participation in the global economy and plenty of sheep was just too exciting. So he’s shacked up in the Falklands until such time as the rest of Britain votes to join him.”

The move has received widespread acclaim from the general public with many describing Mr Duncan Smith’s decision  as a ‘breath of fresh air’.

Indeed one undecided voter told us “It’s marvellous that he’s leading by example. I just wish Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and George Galloway would show how serious they are and piss off too. Otherwise I’m inclined to think they don’t really mean it.”

UKIP leader and champion of extra britishy Britishness Nigel Farage has said that whilst he has no immediate plans to leave Europe himself, he would not rule it out.

“I have to admit that it’s a good idea. If we win, we might not be able to just move to other countries like that so it’s better that we sling our hooks now because if we get our way then we won’t be able to.” He explained.



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