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Bonnie Tyler has pledged to win the 2013 Eurovision song contest for Britain without singing a note in the conventional sense, but by simply farting along with the background music, in a surprise announcement from Mrs Tyler and the British Eurovision Committee. The singer aged 61 has welcomed the challenge of representing her country and […]
The worlds population as a whole have been urged to ‘remain calm’ as shockwaves resulting from teen crooner Justin Bieber’s ‘worst birthday ever’ have caused worldwide protests. Up to a quarter of the worlds population put aside the fact that many are living in absolute poverty and suffering the end of a global recession, to […]
The BBC has once again been the target of numerous complaints following a spate of childrens’ television programmes starring characters who look similar to disgraced disc jockey Jimmy Saville. Director general Tony Hall has admitted that things could have been handled better. “We always have a skim through the days listings just to make sure […]
The BBC has been thrown into turmoil once again after the arrest of Jim Davidson for sexual offences which has regrettably halted filming of a new series of Jim’ll Fix It. BBC Director General Tony Hall is reportedly furious and under no illusion that he must find a new Jim by the end of the […]
Former Prime Minister and now Baroness Margaret Thatcher enjoyed a ‘very close’ relationship with moustache sporting Bongo film icon Ron Jeremy according to numerous previously secret correspondence. The letters have been released to the National Archive in Kew, South West London and show an unusually symbiotic relationship as the Porn King demanded public endorsement for […]
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