The Conservative party will bring back Jim’ll Fix It on BBC1 if re-elected, according to Prime Minister Theresa May.
Paul Flowers to present new series of Jim’ll fix it
November 22, 2013 by 1 Comment
Disgraced former Priest, Labour Councillor, charity boss and Chairman of the Cooperative bank Paul Flowers is set to present a new series of Jim’ll Fix It, according to BBC insiders. Mr Flowers who is due to be changing his first name to Jim specifically for the new position told of his excitement at bagging the […]
“Jimmy Saville’s ghost groped my melons from beyond the grave” shocker
August 18, 2013 by Leave a Comment
The Crown Prosecution Service this morning admitted that they were “unsure as how best to proceed” after the catalogue of accusations against the late Sir Jimmy Saville have now extended to more recent offences from beyond the grave. “Despite being dead” we were told “it appears that Sir Jimmy is still up to his old […]
Jim Davidson no longer eligible to take over as new Jim’ll Fix It
January 2, 2013 by
The BBC has been thrown into turmoil once again after the arrest of Jim Davidson for sexual offences which has regrettably halted filming of a new series of Jim’ll Fix It. BBC Director General Tony Hall is reportedly furious and under no illusion that he must find a new Jim by the end of the […]
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