Wonga to write off loans to dogs, cats and babies

Fine, upstanding and not all predatory loans company Wonga have today confirmed that they will stop pursuing loans taken out by dogs, cats and babies. A spokesman for the not all parasitical debt mongers explained “We’re well aware that our loans are so easy to get that sometimes dogs, cats or babies can take out […]

Turkey to ban links to videos of cats

Prime Minister of Turkey Recep Tayyip Erdogan has vowed  to “wipe out” all parts of the internet that involve links to videos of cats doing funny things. “I don’t care what the international community says at all. These cats are taking the piss out of me and I’m fed up of people saying I can’t […]