Nigeria needs to get it’s act together and start laundering money through entrenched state endorsed fiscal hypocrisy like Britain, if it wants to be taken seriously on the world stage, according to Prime Minister David Cameron.
Putin “We’ll completely understand if Russia loses world cup”
June 9, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Russian President Vladimir Putin has said that he will completely understand if Russia loses the right to host the 2018 World Cup should some evidence of bribery be uncovered in the current FBI investigation on FIFA. Speaking to a heaving press conference the Mr Putin said “We will of course launch a full investigation into […]
Sepp Blatter “I’ve never even seen a football”
May 28, 2015 by Leave a Comment
FIFA president Sepp Blatter has responded robustly to accusations that his role as Godfather of a criminal organisation is actually a front for games of football. Speaking at the opening of FIFA’s congress Mr Blatter said “I’ve never even seen a football, let alone kicked one. I can promise you I’m too concerned with bribery […]
