People over 65 who support Brexit would continue to back it even if it meant losing one of their bollocks to ensure it went ahead.
Shock as David Cameron’s Big Society might be bollocks
July 27, 2014 by 2 Comments
The political world has been turned on its head this morning following revelations that David Cameron’s “Big Society” might actually have been a load of old bollocks the whole time from its inception to the present day. Bertram Onions from the Royal Society for Things that are Total Bollocks (RSFTTATB) told us “It certainly fulfils […]
Noel Edmonds in hiding as public find out there isn’t a system for Deal or no Deal
January 19, 2014 by 2 Comments
Noel Edmonds is said to be in hiding today as the news that there actually isn’t any sort of system for winning his hit game show Deal or No Deal has gone viral. One previous contestant told us his shock at finding his whole ordeal of appearing on prime time television was in fact a […]
Page 3 to start showing men’s bollocks
October 15, 2013 by 1 Comment
The Sun newspaper has confirmed today that under recently increasing pressure from protest groups to ban boobs on page three, it has decided to keep them but offset them with a picture of a mans bollocks to make it fair. “It’s not fair that men have to buy the sun when they want to see […]
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