UKIP is to change its name to the United Kingdom No MP party or UKNOMP according to leader Paul Nuttall.
No foreigners to vote in referendum on multiculturalism
May 25, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Foreigners are to be excluded from the forthcoming referendum on whether the United Kingdom wishes to remain part of Europe, which might result in more of that multiculturalism, according to David Cameron this morning. “We can’t have someone who is European born and has been working here and paying taxes for twenty years casting votes […]
EU restriction on migrant’s benefits leaves UKIP supporters with nothing to talk about
November 11, 2014 by Leave a Comment
A European Court of Justice ruling backing Germany’s attempts to restrict unemployed migrants’ rights to welfare has been criticised for leaving UKIP supporters with nothing to talk to each other about. Whilst some UKIPers it is thought have been easily able to make the transition and start talking about other things that might interest them, […]
UKIP Calypso song reaches number one in Jamaica
October 20, 2014 by 1 Comment
The UKIP Calypso song has reached number one in Jamaica, Trinidad and Barbados leaving critics of UKIP red faced following accusations of racism. The song is written and sung by former Saturday Superstore presenter Mike Read who told us “I’m white. But I’ve made myself sound like a black man. Not one of those new […]
UKIP to fill English Channel with crocodiles
October 17, 2014 by Leave a Comment
The United Kingdom Independence Party will fill the English Channel with crocodiles in an effort to combat immigration should they be voted into Government or become part of a coalition. Speaking at a Press Conference UKIP’s MP for Clacton-on-Sea Douglas Carswell said “We’re basically surrounded by a huge moat but it’s still not stopping people […]
UKIP fury as immigrants flood in from Dolaria
October 11, 2014 by Leave a Comment
UKIP’s only MP, Douglas Carswell, has told of his fury that the first week of his term has been marred by a sudden and unexpected influx of immigrants from the country of Dolaria, which is situated between Bulgaria, Romania and Spain. A spokesman for the foreign office explained “Romanians and Bulgarians did not arrive in […]
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