Poor people will be required to consult Phillip Schofield before spending any of their benefits according to new legislation passed today.
Fury as man on benefits spends £640k on Christmas decorations
December 1, 2014 by 1 Comment
Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith is reported to be incandescent with rage following reports that a man on benefits has adorned his house with Christmas lighting and decorations to an estimated value of £640,000 all at the expense of the public purse. Colin Darr of Whiteley Hampshire recently hit the headlines after managing […]
EU restriction on migrant’s benefits leaves UKIP supporters with nothing to talk about
November 11, 2014 by Leave a Comment
A European Court of Justice ruling backing Germany’s attempts to restrict unemployed migrants’ rights to welfare has been criticised for leaving UKIP supporters with nothing to talk to each other about. Whilst some UKIPers it is thought have been easily able to make the transition and start talking about other things that might interest them, […]
Ed Balls ‘Genetically modified old people will grow fur coats’
June 3, 2013 by 1 Comment
Mr Eddie Balls, Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer and arguably number two in the ‘same shit different faces’ party has told a press conference that his pledge to stop winter fuel cash payments to old age pensioners once in power is in no way cruel or inhumane, as a new breed of old people will […]
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