Pharmaceutical companies and so-called Doctors have been asked to account for the fact that people have been catching measles at festivals despite being at one with the earth and never having been vaccinated.
Modern medicine to blame as non-vaccinated people catch measles at festivals
August 8, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Gove hints at releasing Florence Welch in time for Glastonbury
May 26, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Justice Secretary Michael Gove has given his strongest hints yet that lead singer of Florence and the Machine, Florence Welch could well be granted parole in time for festival season. “We all like listening to Florence and the Machine at home but it’s not quite the same as watching it in a field whilst drinking […]
V festival cancelled due to unforseen blandness
August 1, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Festival goers have been left furious at today’s announcement from the organisers of the V festival that the live music event is to be cancelled due to unforeseen blandness. Richard Branson chairman of the Virgin group who own the festival amongst a number of other things told us “I just woke up in the middle […]
Festivals to ban long hair
May 5, 2014 by Leave a Comment
A group of more than 20 festivals including T in the park and Bestival have banned the practice of sporting long hair. Seen as part of a new drive to make festivals more streamlined and efficient a spokesperson told us: “We’ve no issue with smartly presented boys and girls who’ve come to sensibly listen to […]
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