America hails new drug to cure atheists

American scientists have hailed a breakthrough in medical science with a drug that finally cures atheism. The drug named Omniprezole is said to be so effective that it is to be made available immediately without any further clinical trials. Politician and pro-omniprezole campaigner Sarah Palin told us “It’s a nightmare trying to start wars and […]

Baroness Warsi “Atheists must worship a log”

Atheists are going to have to denounce their secularism and worship a log according to new legislation announced today by Minister for Faith and Communities, Baroness Warsi. Baroness Warsi has denounced atheist academic Richard Dawkins as a “secular fundamentalist”. “We’re going to stamp secular fundamentalism out. If you don’t believe in God, Allah, Buddah or […]