Conservatives to stick to being posh white blokes

The Conservative Party are to stick to being led by posh white blokes with  just the merest smattering of upper middle class totty for a bit of window dressing and of course to make the tea, as part of new moves announced today. Speaking on this morning’s Andrew Marr show prime Minister David Cameron explained […]

Cameron set to nearly criticise Israel

Prime Minister David Cameron is likely to very nearly, almost, verging on it but then again not quite, criticise the government of  Israel later on today according to political sources. Following the dramatic exit of Baroness Warsi from the cabinet it’s thought that the Premier will finally bite the bullet and mumble something incoherently into […]

Baroness Warsi “Atheists must worship a log”

Atheists are going to have to denounce their secularism and worship a log according to new legislation announced today by Minister for Faith and Communities, Baroness Warsi. Baroness Warsi has denounced atheist academic Richard Dawkins as a “secular fundamentalist”. “We’re going to stamp secular fundamentalism out. If you don’t believe in God, Allah, Buddah or […]