Angry parents have today slammed the decision of their son’s headmaster to send him home from school simply because he was dressed up as an Oompa-Loompa, as ludicrous and akin to the actions of Adolf Hitler on a bad day.
Parents fury as son sent home from school for Oompa-Loompa attire
September 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Public warned not to approach rapidly inflating Liam Fox
September 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The British public have been warned not to approach a rapidly expanding Liam Fox who reportedly began inflating at an alarming rate following a talk at a Conservative party dinner yesterday.
Club shut down by people who don’t go clubbing anymore
September 7, 2016 by Leave a Comment
People who don’t go clubbing have called the closure of London super-club Fabric, a victory for common sense, particularly as they don’t go clubbing anymore so it won’t affect them.
Would you pass Nigel Farage’s points based immigration system?
September 5, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Nigel Farage is very cross that Prime Minister Theresa May won’t adopt a points based immigration system. But what would Britain look like if Nigel were to award points to immigrants? Try this simple test to see if you would get in.
Post Brexit Britain to bring back white dog poo
September 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May has today promised that a post Brexit Government will take Britain back to simpler times when dog poo was white and you could find some on almost every residential street. “We need to return Britain to a bygone era where everyone wakes up to a bowl of frosted sugar smacked winnits and walks […]
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