The Government are going to have to make some tough decisions due the appalling state of the public purse that they inherited from the last Government, which was themselves, according to Chancellor of the Exchequer Philip Hammond.
Conservative Government to make tough decisions due to financial mess inherited from themselves
November 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Government to escape to private island following Brexit
October 12, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May’s Government are planning to escape to a privately owned tropical island following a hard Brexit according to Conservative party insiders.
Britain First to defend Falklands
March 24, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Britain First are set to travel to the Falkland Islands to help defend against any threat from Argentina, according to Defence secretary Philip Hammond, who today unveiled a series of measures to bolster the British armed forces without spending any money. Speaking to a heaving press conference Mr Hammond said “They’ve got uniforms, they like […]
Northern Comedians sent to cheer up Islamic state
August 27, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Britain is to send a crack team of 1970s northern comedians to Iraq and Syria in an attempt to cheer up members of extremist military organisation Islamic State as part of a series of measures announced by the Government this morning. Speaking at a heaving press conference Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond said “They do seem […]
David Cameron tells ministers “I’ll get Obama on you”
May 13, 2013 by
David Cameron has reportedly flown to Washington to ‘tell’ on his senior ministers who have tried to speed up a referendum to pull out of Europe behind his back. Education Secretary Michael Gove has apparently received a text from the Prime Minister saying “You wait, I’m telling on you. Then you’ll be sorry” before David […]
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