Zac Goldsmith to read news for BBC

Former Mayoral hopeful Zac Goldsmith has today told of his delight at being offered the job of anchorman on BBC news.

“Stop naming us” say MPs who voted for disability benefit cuts

Conservative MPs who voted for £30 a week cuts in benefits for disabled people have asked today for people to stop naming them on social media so they can continue to claim huge expenses and lie about giving a shit.

Zac Goldsmith to give his butler day to day Mayoral duties

Conservative mayoral candidate Zac Goldsmith will hand over many of his day to day mayoral duties to his butler whilst he himself engages in such activities as eating canapés, drinking champagne and fart-arsing around on his yacht, should he win the election in May 2016. Speaking to a selection of constituents at the opening of […]