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The cast and crew of BBC1 soap opera Eastenders are remaining tight lipped tonight as filming ended for the final ever episode. The plot, which staff are contractually obliged not to reveal, sees the ending of a series that will have spanned 30 years by the time it is seen on television towards the end […]
David Cameron has confirmed today that he will not be attending any televised pre-election debates unless famous glove puppet Sooty is included. Mr Cameron has said all “national parties and Sooty” must be represented at the live debates – which were first introduced for the 2010 general election. Speaking on Andrew Neil’s politcal chat show […]
While politicians huff, puff and declare states of emergency, one man has taken it upon himself to directly address the entire culture of extremism and give it a more disco like feel. Surrey resident Daley Mayall who runs weekly Roller disco nights has told BBC’s the One Show that virtually nobody attending his classes has […]
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Advertisers have warned that the British public run the risk of having no immune systems left by 2018 unless they start eating yoghurts, but not the normal type that come in black cherry or peach melba, but the special type that have germs in. A man in a white coat in what looked vaguely like […]
Prime Minister David Cameron has been told he may have actually missed the boat in terms of appearing in the forthcoming televised election debates, after finding his assigned podium had apparently been hijacked by rapper Mr Ice Cube who, without warning, stood on it this morning and has showed no signs of moving, even when […]
UKIP leader Nigel Farage is said to be shocked, outraged and appalled following revelations that British chocolate maker Cadbury have chosen to make their popular creme eggs to a strict halal recipe. Speaking to a packed press conference Mr Farage said “Quite frankly I’m shocked, outraged and appalled. I used to love a creme egg […]
Fox news have employed a talking anus as their new anchorman who is capable of reporting his own unusual brand of news 24 hours a day due to being powered by a car battery. A spokesman for the factually challenged, far right, gun toting, news station told us that the electrically powered talking arse had […]
Prime Minister David Cameron has called for more episodes of ‘Only Fools and Horses’ to be shown in place of any live television debates ahead of this year’s general election. The Prime Minister warned that unless the slots earmarked for the debates were filled with a tried and tested 1980s sitcom starring David Jason, mob […]
Russia have banned topless men from riding horses in a way that shows off their man boobs as part of new legislation that is not actually homophobic but instead designed to maximise road safety. A spokesman for the Ministry of transport who have also banned the 1970s band the Village People from riding motorbikes explained […]
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