Europeans are enjoying free foreign holidays at our expense according to UKIP leader Nigel Farage.
Channel tunnel to be made one-way following Brexit
April 10, 2016 by 7 Comments
The channel tunnel will be made one way so trains will only travel from England to France in the event of any exit from the European Union according to Justice Secretary Michael Gove. Speaking on this morning’s episode of the Marr show, Mr Gove said “It only goes both ways now because of European bureaucrats […]
Putin joins Brexit campaign
March 9, 2016 by 1 Comment
Russian premier Vladimir Putin has today added his full support to the campaign for Britain to leave the EU.
Boris “The French should apologise for Agincourt”
February 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The French must apologise for their behaviour during the battle of Agincourt in the 15th Century, make a pledge to stop eating long bread and desist from saying aw-he-haw-he-haw according to London Mayor, Brexit campaigner and would be Prime Minister Boris Johnson. “We may have won the bloody battle but there were loads more on […]
Iain Duncan Smith to leave Europe now
February 22, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan smith is reportedly so excited about the possibility of Britain leaving the European Union that he has gone on ahead and left Europe already. A source close to the shiny headed inequality monger said “He was like a cat on a hot tin roof. The thought of living on […]
Boris launches leadership campaign under guise of some EU thing
February 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Boris Johnson has formalised his campaign to run for Prime Minister under the guise of some argument over membership of the EU. The shaggy, self serving, former Eton schoolboy said that the question of whether to remain in the EU was a complicated issue and it had taken him hours of painstaking thought to work out […]
Queen to support ‘out’ campaign
February 20, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The ‘Brexit’ campaign has gained momentum this morning following the news that it has a staunch supporter and campaigner in Her Majesty the Queen. In a rare statement to the press, her Majesty said “People are coming over here just for the benefits. They think we’re a soft touch and they’re probably right. For example […]
Henry Kelly to lead pro EU campaign
October 9, 2015 by Leave a Comment
The heat is on the and time is right according to the campaign for Britain to stay in the European Union, who have this morning announced the appointment of none other than afternoon Euro quiz icon Henry Kelly as their leader. In his first press conference as a serious political figure Mr Kelly assured critics that […]
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