Chancellor of the Exchequer Philip Hammond has vowed to carry on shafting disadvantaged people but without using the deficit as an excuse in what is seen as a turn of direction for the Government.
Hammond “We’re going to keep shafting the poor without paying off the deficit”
October 3, 2016 by 1 Comment
Trump “Muslims stole my tax returns”
October 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump’s tax returns have been stolen by Muslims, thus preventing him from producing them for public inspection, according sources close to the presidential candidate
Welsh language just gibberish
September 28, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The Welsh language is merely gibberish made up on the spot according to scientists studying it to see if it is in fact a real language or just nonsense.
Tristram Hunt to challenge for Labour leadership
September 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Former Shadow Education Secretary Tristram Hunt has announced his intention to challenge Jeremy Corbyn in a Labour leadership contest.
Portsmouth and Southampton to share football team
September 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Portsmouth and Southampton will only need one football team once the new Solent authority comes into force according to Portsmouth City Council leader Donna Jones.
“Now I can put my nob in the sponge mix” announces Paul Hollywood
September 22, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Paul Hollywood has said he is delighted that he is the sole presenter and judge of bake off as now there are now no ladies to prevent him from putting his nob in the cake mix.
Mass school brawl probably over conkers or scrumping
September 20, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Secretary of State for Education Justine Greening has told critics that the recent mass brawl involving 100 school pupils in Northumberland Heath was probably due to lack of conkers due to the late autumn or perhaps someone scrumping more than their fair share of apples from nearby farms and gardens.
Man on phone can’t give any prices until a salesman comes to your house
September 20, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A man on the phone has explained that he is simply unable to reveal the prices of any of his company’s products until a salesman comes to your house.
Trump “USA would do better in paralympics if we had more guns”
September 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The USA’s pitiful performance in the Paralympics is entirely due to Americans not having enough guns, according to presidential hopeful Donald Trump.
Diane James to “strangle a puppy a day” until Britain leaves EU
September 16, 2016 by Leave a Comment
New UKIP leader and salaried MEP Diane James has promised UKIP members that she will squeeze the life out of a new born puppy every single day until Britain invokes article 50 and then every day after that until the process is complete.
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