Angry parents have today slammed the decision of their son’s headmaster to send him home from school simply because he was dressed up as an Oompa-Loompa, as ludicrous and akin to the actions of Adolf Hitler on a bad day.
Parents fury as son sent home from school for Oompa-Loompa attire
September 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Public warned not to approach rapidly inflating Liam Fox
September 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The British public have been warned not to approach a rapidly expanding Liam Fox who reportedly began inflating at an alarming rate following a talk at a Conservative party dinner yesterday.
Club shut down by people who don’t go clubbing anymore
September 7, 2016 by Leave a Comment
People who don’t go clubbing have called the closure of London super-club Fabric, a victory for common sense, particularly as they don’t go clubbing anymore so it won’t affect them.
Would you pass Nigel Farage’s points based immigration system?
September 5, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Nigel Farage is very cross that Prime Minister Theresa May won’t adopt a points based immigration system. But what would Britain look like if Nigel were to award points to immigrants? Try this simple test to see if you would get in.
“Here you are. Here’s €13 billion” Apple tell EU
August 30, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Technology giant Apple has handed over €13 billion to the European Commission today telling officials they were surprised they hadn’t asked earlier.
Reiki healer jailed for misdiagnosing and treating wrong chakra
August 28, 2016 by 4 Comments
A Reiki healer has been jailed today after a court heard that she misdiagnosed and subsequently transmitted Reiki to the wrong chakra which could have seriously affected her patient’s flow of chi.
“Tell them it was a bike accident” Corbyn tells Branson
August 26, 2016 by 4 Comments
Sir Richard Branson is this morning still denying that he was duffed up by Jeremy Corbyn after a row about trains earlier in the week.
Pope urged to wear swimming trunks
August 24, 2016 by 3 Comments
The Pope has been called on today to ditch his antiquated religious garb from the middle ages and wear swimming trunks round the clock on the off chance that he fancies a dip in the sea.
Prison extremists to be played Black Lace songs
August 22, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Islamic extremists in prison will be required to listen to songs by 1980s holiday dance outfit Black Lace, piped in so loud that it will drown out any attempts to exert a radicalising influence on other inmates.
Corbyn urged to stop sitting on roof of trains
August 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has told critics he will carry on sitting on the roof of trains and ducking at tunnels indefinitely, even if he becomes Prime Minister and whether there are seats available or not.
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