Donald Trump will most likely build just half a wall on the US Mexico border instead of a whole one according to sources close to the President elect.
Putin outlines Trump’s induction week
November 10, 2016 by 2 Comments
Russian Premier Vladimir Putin has sent Donald Trump his firm offer of the job in the White House and outlined the itinerary for his induction week.
“Next time we’ll elect someone even worse” promise US voters
November 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
US voters have promised that they will vote in someone even worse at the 2020 presidential elections if Donald Trump’s reforms fail to make America great again. “He oughta be alright. He’s racist, misogynistic and he mocks people with disabilities. And he thinks everyone should be armed to the teeth. So that should bring world […]
Trump to limit sexual assault to outside work hours
October 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump has promised US citizens that he will keep all future sexual assaults outside work hours so as not to affect his ability to perform as president.
Trump “Muslims stole my tax returns”
October 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump’s tax returns have been stolen by Muslims, thus preventing him from producing them for public inspection, according sources close to the presidential candidate
Trump “USA would do better in paralympics if we had more guns”
September 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The USA’s pitiful performance in the Paralympics is entirely due to Americans not having enough guns, according to presidential hopeful Donald Trump.
Trump to give USA back to Native Americans, move to Mexico and pay for a wall
July 31, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump has vowed to return the USA back to native Americans, exile anyone not descended from original inhabitants, including himself, and move to Mexico where he will stop any future epidemics of mass migration such as the one that started in 1607 by Europeans, by building a wall which he himself would be paying for.
Republican debate ends in shoot out
February 14, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The Republican party are today appealing for new presidential hopefuls following an incident earlier where all existing candidates shot each other. Front-runner Donald Trump repeatedly tangled with Texas Senator Ted Cruz and former Florida Governor Jeb Bush in a series of tense exchanges before all three began firing at each other, sporadically ducking behind their […]
Trump supporters deny being “A bit simple”
January 28, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump supporters throughout the USA have hit back at suggestions that they are a bit simple and probably wouldn’t even find their way to the polling station on election day, should Mr Trump be a candidate for the presidency. One Trump fan told us he was furious at suggestions that the only way they […]
Trump “Give racism and firearms a chance”
December 8, 2015 by Leave a Comment
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has pleaded for the world to join hands and assist him in the creation of a peaceful loving world, brought about through overt racism and endemic firearm use. Known in the USA as Donald Trumpety-Trump, the toupeed statesman who inherited his fortune, said “If everyone can just look into their […]
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