Islamic State have today claimed responsibility for a spate of BMW drivers driving aggressively and erratically cutting up other road users and getting points on their licenses.
Elephants listening in on Donald Trump with their huge flappy ears
March 17, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Elephants have been listening in on Donald Trump with their huge flappy ears and most likely handing the information to Barack Obama, the media or British Intelligence, according to tweets published by Mr Trump earlier this morning.
“Now not the time for independence vote” Theresa May tells America
March 16, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May has rejected calls for the USA to hold a referendum regarding independence from Britain today saying “now is not the time.”
Trump to keep an open mind about flat earth
March 11, 2017 by 1 Comment
The concept of a spherical earth may be misinformation propagated by so called scientists who like the media have a liberal-elitist agenda according to US president Donald Trump.
Trump to ban immigration from Skull island
March 6, 2017 by Leave a Comment
President Trump has today signed a new executive order placing a 90-day ban on people from Skull island just in case one of them is a forty-foot high monkey.
Hong Kong Phooey detained by US immigration
February 28, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Popular 1970s crime fighter Hong Kong Phooey has reportedly been detained by US immigration as part of the latest crackdown ordered by President Donald Trump.
Trump to ban journalists from press conferences
February 16, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump is to ban journalists from all future press conferences until they learn to stop asking the wrong questions and start writing down the things that he tells them.
Trump to ban magic carpets and lamps
February 6, 2017 by 1 Comment
President Trump is to ban all immigrants arriving in the USA on a magic carpet and has authorised extreme vetting of those carrying oil lamps, to make sure they don’t contain genies.
Queen to offer Trump British delicacy of Dog Eggs on state visit
January 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
President Trump will be invited to Buckingham Palace to savour the exquisite British dish of dog eggs when he arrives on his state visit according to sources close to the Queen.
Trump to deport toddlers
January 29, 2017 by Leave a Comment
US President Donald Trump is to begin a mass deportation of toddlers following reports that statistically they shoot more people in America than Islamic terrorists.
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