Far right groups throughout the western world have been marching against global warming, following concerns that an increase of as little as 2 degrees could mean the entire human race being black.
Conservatives to replace May with some other odious shitbag
October 6, 2017 by 1 Comment
The Conservative party are to replace Prime Minister Theresa May with some other shitbag according to Government sources.
Government earmark £4 billion to rebuild Richard Branson’s island
October 1, 2017 by 1 Comment
The Government is set to earmark four billion pounds to rebuild Richard Branson’s hurricane damaged island in a forthcoming statement due to be announced by Theresa May at her speech at the Conservative conference.
Britain First downgraded to Britain Second
September 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Far right pressure group Britain First have been downgraded to Britain Second by credit reference agency Moody’s.
Theresa May “I’ll almost certainly still be in office by Christmas”
August 31, 2017 by 1 Comment
Theresa May will still be Prime Minister by Christmas and may even remain in power for longer than Donald Trump according to party insiders.
Weak and pissy lager in weaker and pissier than advertised shocker
August 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Weak and pissy lager giant Carling has apologised following revelations that their weak and pissy lager is actually weaker and pissier than advertised, shocking all but people who have ever tried it.
Trump “Sunny days to blame for devastation too”
August 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Nice weather and sunny days must take their share of the blame for devastation across America caused by “many types of weather” according to US president Donald Trump.
Brexiters celebrate by buying one beer between them in Spain
August 23, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Some Brexiters on holiday in Spain have celebrated getting their country back by clubbing together for a glass of beer and four straws it has emerged today.
Isle of Wight residents boycott Asda after new bags read “Isle of Shite”
August 22, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Isle of Wight residents are threatening to boycott the new Asda superstore after their new bags for life were found to read “Isle of Shite”.
Hawking blames fault in voice simulator as Health secretary called Jeremy Cunt
August 19, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Professor Stephen Hawking has blamed a fault in the software on his voice simulator after he appeared to refer to the Secretary of State for Health as Jeremy Cunt.
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