Some Brexiters on holiday in Spain have celebrated getting their country back by clubbing together for a glass of beer and four straws it has emerged today.
Britain to pull out of drinking in moderation
November 6, 2016 by
Britain is to opt out of the EU policy of moderate drinking at meal times in favour of the traditional British policy of getting as drunk as a monkey on an empty stomach on a Friday night.
Family refused social housing for being “too English”
October 24, 2015 by Leave a Comment
A family from Woking Surrey have told of their shock and disappointment after being refused social housing for being “too English”. Janet and John White say they were told in no uncertain terms that had they been born and grown up in a Mediterranean country then they would have had a far greater chance of […]
Mark Steele “We should stop selling towels to Germany”
August 10, 2015 by 2 Comments
Hi I’m Mark Steele. I’m a cheeky young lefty chappy in his fifties. I was just reading about Spanish authorities charging Germans for leaving their towels on sun loungers over night. And I thought to myself, this is our fault. More to the point it’s Thatcher’s. Ok everyone knows that the Germans annexe every bit […]
Prince Charles to become King of Spain
June 2, 2014 by 2 Comments
Prince Charles is to take over from King Juan Carlos of Spain who has abdicated today. A shock to many, the ruling is apparently due to a recent European directive that went largely unnoticed at the time, where the appointment of new monarchs within the EU will be decided on how long they’ve been endlessly […]
“What’s wrong with us?” demand Government as Romanians fail to arrive
January 1, 2014 by 69 Comments
The Romanian and Bulgarian ambassadors to Britain have been summoned to Downing street for urgent talks this morning following the complete absence of the stampede of immigrants expected on New Years day. Prime Minister David Cameron explained “We were supposed to wake up on New years day to find them all camping on roundabouts and […]
Spain fury at British plans for ‘Cock of Gibraltar’
July 29, 2013 by Leave a Comment
The Spanish Government has today expressed ‘anger and disappointment’ at plans to resculpt the famous Rock of Gibraltar into a giant penis. Speaking at a press conference this morning a Government spokesman argued “It is bad enough that you will be able to see this giant phallic monstrosity from 80 miles away. But the fact […]
EDL turn on each other as sunshine makes them look Mediterranean
July 17, 2013 by 5 Comments
The English Defence League have declared war on each other as the last few days of scorching weather have resulted in their own members looking from a distance like they might come from Spain, Italy or Portugal. This mornings march reportedly descended into violence after each protester mistakenly believed that the group had been taken […]
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