Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has refused to deny that he was present for the entire 1970s when the IRA was active, people were more racist and Jim’ll Fix it was on the TV every Saturday.
Labour to take Britain back to the 1970s, when people could afford to buy a house
May 13, 2017 by 2 Comments
The Labour Party have been slated by the press today following accusations that they wish to take Britain back to the 1970s where there were loads more pubs, beer was 35p a pint and everyone could afford to buy a house.
David Moyes “Women should stop getting their knickers in a twist”
April 3, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Women should stop getting their knickers in a twist and make everyone a cup of tea according to Sunderland boss David Moyes.
UKIP find way back to the 1970s
April 9, 2015 by 1 Comment
UKIP scientists have found a way back to the 1970s and may be leaving en masse in a big racist space ship come time machine, taking all their supporters with them according to leader Nigel Farage. Speaking to John Humphrys on Radio 4’s Today Programme Mr Farage explained “All we ever wanted is to go […]
Jim Davidson “If UKIP get in, I’ll stay in the country”
May 20, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Jim Davidson has issued the British electorate with a stark ultimatum “If UKIP get in, I’ll stay in the country”. “I normally threaten to sling my hook if the Conservatives don’t get in. But someone’s got to take a stand. I’ve even bought a house on 1970’s Island but if UKIP get in I’m not […]
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