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United Kingdom Indenial Party chief Nigel Fararage has been advised by aides that he must avoid going back to Scotland at all costs or risk being burnt to death in a giant wicker man along with a variety of livestock. Already herded into a pub for safe keeping in Edinburgh whilst the finishing touches were […]
The list of veteran TV presenters in trouble with the law grew even longer today as weather guru and role model for millions, Michael Fish was accused of siphoning off the most favourable weather for his own personal use, according to a Guardian exposé today. The controversial climatalogical soothsayer has allegedly been photographed sitting under […]
Stella English, winner of the 2010 BBC TV show, the apprentice has told a tribunal that she was merely an overpaid piece of lounge furniture as the ‘dream job’ offered by the series turned out to be the position of Lord Sugar’s coffee table. Ms English fought back tears as she told the tribunal […]
The BBC has once again been the target of numerous complaints following a spate of childrens’ television programmes starring characters who look similar to disgraced disc jockey Jimmy Saville. Director general Tony Hall has admitted that things could have been handled better. “We always have a skim through the days listings just to make sure […]
The BBC has been thrown into turmoil once again after the arrest of Jim Davidson for sexual offences which has regrettably halted filming of a new series of Jim’ll Fix It. BBC Director General Tony Hall is reportedly furious and under no illusion that he must find a new Jim by the end of the […]
The Duchess of Cambridge has confirmed the recent baby news from the BBC as a false alarm as it has turned out to be a ‘difficult poo’. In a statement this afternoon, the Duchess told us “I was convinced that I was pregnant, but on the other hand I hadn’t dropped the kids off at […]
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