A man on the phone has explained that he is simply unable to reveal the prices of any of his company’s products until a salesman comes to your house.
Man on phone can’t give any prices until a salesman comes to your house
September 20, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Trump “USA would do better in paralympics if we had more guns”
September 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The USA’s pitiful performance in the Paralympics is entirely due to Americans not having enough guns, according to presidential hopeful Donald Trump.
Diane James to “strangle a puppy a day” until Britain leaves EU
September 16, 2016 by Leave a Comment
New UKIP leader and salaried MEP Diane James has promised UKIP members that she will squeeze the life out of a new born puppy every single day until Britain invokes article 50 and then every day after that until the process is complete.
Jerry Sadowitz to present Bake off
September 13, 2016 by 1 Comment
Comedian and Magician Jerry Sadowitz is set to host the new series of Great British Bake off according to Channel 4 who announced yesterday that they had won the contract for the flagship cake making competition.
Cameron to start new life as a farmer
September 12, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Former Prime Minister David Cameron is to start a new career as a farmer, following his resignation as an MP today.
Parents fury as son sent home from school for Oompa-Loompa attire
September 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Angry parents have today slammed the decision of their son’s headmaster to send him home from school simply because he was dressed up as an Oompa-Loompa, as ludicrous and akin to the actions of Adolf Hitler on a bad day.
Public warned not to approach rapidly inflating Liam Fox
September 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The British public have been warned not to approach a rapidly expanding Liam Fox who reportedly began inflating at an alarming rate following a talk at a Conservative party dinner yesterday.
Club shut down by people who don’t go clubbing anymore
September 7, 2016 by Leave a Comment
People who don’t go clubbing have called the closure of London super-club Fabric, a victory for common sense, particularly as they don’t go clubbing anymore so it won’t affect them.
Would you pass Nigel Farage’s points based immigration system?
September 5, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Nigel Farage is very cross that Prime Minister Theresa May won’t adopt a points based immigration system. But what would Britain look like if Nigel were to award points to immigrants? Try this simple test to see if you would get in.
“Here you are. Here’s €13 billion” Apple tell EU
August 30, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Technology giant Apple has handed over €13 billion to the European Commission today telling officials they were surprised they hadn’t asked earlier.
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