People who don’t go clubbing have called the closure of London super-club Fabric, a victory for common sense, particularly as they don’t go clubbing anymore so it won’t affect them.
Rick Astley “never going to fuck off”
June 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Rick Astley is never going to fuck off and will more than likely be warbling away when our grandchildren reach middle age according to scientists.
Justin Bieber to back leave campaign
June 15, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The campaign for Britain to remain in the EU has suffered another setback today following news that Justin Bieber has thrown his weight behind the leave campaign.
Lenny Henry bookies’ favourite to be next James bond
May 3, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Daily Mail readers are thought to be incensed following a story in the Mail that Lenny Henry is now the bookies favourite to be the next James Bond.
Coldplay not even ill
April 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The band Coldplay were reportedly not even ill last night let alone on death’s door according to sources close to the band.
Disappointment as super-injunction possibly just about Elton John’s stupid sex life
April 16, 2016 by 3 Comments
The British public have today aired their mass disappointment that according to some people on twitter the great big celebrity super-injunction that has been in the news for weeks might just be about Elton John and his stupid sex life. One person thriving on unfounded rumour said “We don’t know if it is or it […]
Jimmy Savile waxwork to be removed from Madame Tussauds
April 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Britain’s most famous waxwork museum, Madame Tussauds, have confirmed this morning that they will be removing their replica of Jimmy Savile following complaints from some members of the public. The decision, which comes after an original plan to keep the wax work on display but stop the controversial recording of “Urgh-ee-Urgh-ee Urgh” that played in […]
Furious Gary Barlow demands explanation from PM over tax affairs
April 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
An incandescent with rage Gary Barlow has gone on record to demand and a full and frank explanation of David Cameron’s tax affairs.
Francis Bacon self-portrait vandalised by monkey with a sponge
March 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Sotheby’s have admitted they will be lucky to get any serious bids for a rare self-portrait by Francis Bacon after it appears to have been vandalised by some sort of demented monkey with a sponge, thus leaving it looking nothing like him. A spokesman for the prestigious auction house said “It’s all smudged. This is […]
Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall consummate their marriage
March 4, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch and former model Jerry Hall are reported to be consummating their marriage at this exact moment according to sources close to the pair. Reports that neither have been seen live on any internet footage for a matter of minutes in the aftermath of their earlier nuptials have led to widespread speculation […]
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